The band bio will be here. Eventually after thousands of trained monkeys design this website
a bio on the fireside project will appear in the place of this utterly pointless horseshit. Please
check back regulary as these really are top notch trained monkeys and it is highly likely the site
will be complete soon. Thank You!
In other news 10,000 monkeys were recently reported stolen from the african country of Congo.
Investigators are baffled as to the reasoning behind this atrocity. The only clues are piles
of empty Pabst's blue ribbon cans and the initials EG carved into a tree near the scene of the
monkey theft.